They have cows, goats, roosters, Danielles
This episode started right where the last stop: the Dina / Danielle showdown. Danielle was still an attack and somehow managed to blame the whole situation that Dina has a second husband and Caroline found the book that Danielle wrote about her ex (which, admittedly, was probably given to them by the producers Bravo). I was completely distracted by shiny Dina Louis Vuitton handbag, after she got up, so I’m not sure what else happened in between that and when he left the restaurant.
I noticed, however, that just as most people crazy, Danielle is really angry when you call her crazy. In retaliation, he called the fake hair Dina, which is really nice ironic given that Danielle has the most gloriously awful story this side of Kim Zolciak. Dinah rushed out, appalled by the comments of the hair, and Danielle called thugs over to console her. For once, Danny The Ex-Con did not seem particularly impressed with his outrage as it was finally clear that Danielle was in no physical danger at the hands of one of Manzos.
In one part a little ‘less controversial in New Jersey, the family of Jacqueline (including Caroline, husband of Teresa and her fiance Ashley, for reasons that are not entirely clear) went to a farm to look … Pork ball? I mean, in their defense, they were rather large and distracting. Thereafter, the male sat on a haystack to talk a bit with Derek and invite him to a poker game, and at this point, I’m pretty sure that Derek gets the award for being the most patient guy in the history of reality television. She should really care for Ashley to go through all this embarrassment before a national audience, and I kind of hope they are still together – anyone know?